My very first government job (which paid $1184 per month, with a take home of $890 per month, paid once per month) consisted of checking anuual corporate statements of officers. Basically, all I did was make sure the check ws for the right amount (the number one priority to be sure) that addresses were complete and the appropriate signatures were at the bottom. The minimum work standards were 250 statements per day, that included mailing back errors with an error document enclosed, informing the recipient as to the nature of their blunder.
My record was 750 statements in one day and most days I processed between 450 - 600. What is scary is that the lady who sat in front of me could not produce the minimum work standard...a peasly 250 per day! About once a week, the rest of us take a days' worth of work off her desk so she could catch up.
They finally asked her to retire...RETIRE?...yes retire. Someone this brutally slow had worked for the government long enough to retire.
Sorry, about the delay in posting, Monday was Columbus day and you know us Government Workers, any excuse for a holiday. We observe them all and even make a few up when we get bored.
I was always amazed that we celebrate Columbus 'discovery' of America. After all, it was already here, so its not like he yanked it out of thin air and secondly, the poor sot didn't even know it was a new country. He thought he had tripped over the ass end of India. Still, if they see fit to give me eight hours paid, I am not complaining.
Posted by sychotic1
at 3:34 PM PDT