Things are really weird and hectic this week, so I thought I would throw up some random crap and see what sticks.
Why is it that any juxtaposition of a bag of shaved cats and a jar of peanut butter just sounds -- well -- dirty?
Women are more proactive than men. A woman will think, 'I am starting to look old and wrinkly,' which will probably spur her into buying 100s of dollars of beauty supplies - am man will go golfing.
I won't wear those butt floss type underwear. I spent way too many years picking my panties OUT of my buttcrack.
Who in the world was it that first looked at a lobster (which look a lot like a bug to me) and thought, 'a little butter and that sucker would be YUMMY.'
Mascara is a weird concept when you really think about it. Women are always trying to get rid of hair be it by shaving, waxing or plucking. We generally aren't into the whole thicker darker and longer thing.
Why are all good looking women's shoes so damned painful? Is there a law against attractive and comfortable shoes? If so, where is it written and how can we overturn it?
Why are squirrels cute and rats ugly? Is it all marketing or is the tail really that important?
How many days in a row can a man wear the same pants before people start thinking that he is weird?
How come a man's suit will stay in fashion for ten years, but if I wear last year's suit it is painfully obvious? Can't we find a 'look' and stick with it? I choose black. Lots and lots of black. It matches everything and is slimming, sort of like Garanimals for adults.
What do you say when someone shows you an ugly baby picture? What if they can tell if you are lying?
Does any guy look good sporting a Fu Man Chu mustache/beard thingee? If so, who?
Am I wrong in thinking that any guy using a handicap placard shouldn't be jogging at lunchtime every day?
Posted by sychotic1
at 3:13 PM PST
